Pleonastic Ephemera

7.23.2004



Overheard in New York is hilarious.

June 29, 2004
The Virtue of Selfishness

Pastry Shop Worker: Is anyone willing to give up their seat for a girl that has to stand on her feet all day?
Train Riders: [SILENCE]
Pastry Shop Worker: Come on, all you guys just go sit in front of your computers every day, how damn hard is that? I have to make shit for people and stand on my feet all day. You people are so selfish!

--6 Train


April 25, 2004
I Think He's Going to Propose!

Chick: Where are we going?
Guy: The Junction.
Chick: Why are we going to the Junction?
Guy: Because you're a loser. Because you question me.

--D Train
 
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